OK -so she's right - I was green, but only because I wanted to be a tree - let me explain..
You see the 1942 Boeing Stearman was built only 39 years after two bicycle salesman had first soared in the air -technology in 1942 was pretty "basic" - transistors had just been invented and Alan Touring was just inventing a computer the size of a small house. Mankind was pushing the boundaries.
Which is why the Boeing had pedals not unlike child's pedal car - and I could reach them - this seemed to piss the pilot right off...
But trees - that's what I was thinking about - you see trees have roots - and if you believe Darwin - I had them once some 500 million years ago - I could do with them now - preferably big strong ones growing out of my arse. This would allow me, like a giant pink redwood, to anchor myself securely to the ground - I really needed a large diameter tap root right now.
As for paying the pilot $50 to turn upside down and get puke in your hair - he obviously belongs in an asylum.
Now, Sal enjoyed it - so she obviously comes from a different branch of the tree of life if you see what I mean - that or she has roots - will have a look when she nods off later..... will let you know.
You see the 1942 Boeing Stearman was built only 39 years after two bicycle salesman had first soared in the air -technology in 1942 was pretty "basic" - transistors had just been invented and Alan Touring was just inventing a computer the size of a small house. Mankind was pushing the boundaries.Which is why the Boeing had pedals not unlike child's pedal car - and I could reach them - this seemed to piss the pilot right off...
But trees - that's what I was thinking about - you see trees have roots - and if you believe Darwin - I had them once some 500 million years ago - I could do with them now - preferably big strong ones growing out of my arse. This would allow me, like a giant pink redwood, to anchor myself securely to the ground - I really needed a large diameter tap root right now.
As for paying the pilot $50 to turn upside down and get puke in your hair - he obviously belongs in an asylum.
Now, Sal enjoyed it - so she obviously comes from a different branch of the tree of life if you see what I mean - that or she has roots - will have a look when she nods off later..... will let you know.
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